JEFF: Marriage is a lie! Nobody commits to this! Nobody stays with anybody forever! So, why do we keep lying?!
BRITTA: I’m gonna stay with somebody forever! It’s in my stupid DNA! I was born to be a wife and that’s all I’m ever gonna be!
JEFF: You expect anyone here to believe that?
BRITTA: I don’t care if anybody believes it, jackass! It’s a fact!
JEFF: Prove it, ding-dong!
(Source: towerandbishop)
JEFF AND BRITTA ARE HAVING SECRET SEX.
- A- The one thing I do remember from Halloween.
“Hi.”
“Hi.”
“You need some help in there?”
“Well yeah, I can’t use my hands in this costume, so…”
- B- Something I overheard during Christmas
“What are you doing later? How about some holiday benefits?
- C- The curious circumstances following the exciting conclusion of our St. Patrick’s Day adventure.
“A leprechaun took our clothes”
(Source: georgeomally)
(Source: criticalfilmstudies)
(Source: defiantbritta)
(Source: jeffandannie)
(Source: ettabishop)
